November 2008
35 posts
Stock Options
A couple of days ago, I enrolled in Apple’s Employee Share Purchase Program. I can’t talk about the specifics of the scheme, but I am practically guaranteed to make money on it. With the way the economy is headed right now, it will only magnify my gains.
Excellent.
“I don’t even listen to rap. My apartment is too nice to listen to rap in.”
– Kanye West
Females are inherently untrustworthy
Time and time again I’m amazed by the conduct of women supposedly in committed relationships. How they conceal their relationship status, are prepared to give out their contact information, and getting them to be alone with you takes minimal effort.
Fuck women.
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Arsenal F.C. Emirates Stadium via Wikipedia:
Immediately above the club tier there is a small tier consisting of 150 boxes of 10, 12 and 15 seats. The total number of spectators at this level is 2,222. Box prices start at £65,000 per annum plus VAT, and covers admission to all home league games and any home games Arsenal play in the UEFA Champions League, FA Cup and Carling Cup. The most...
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“She’s hot for me”
– James Downie
Shout out to Brandon Fletcher for calling me at...
I just saw an old friend on the bus going from the Tube station to my crib. I never saw him at first, but I soon noticed him because he seized my arm with considerable zeal. He clearly never thought that through, because moments later we were sitting opposite each other wading through stilted conversation. I literally had nothing to say to that cat. Horrible.
Get Well Daytona
October 2008
24 posts
